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Udderly Smooth Chamois Cream
This product includes Shea Butter and is thicker than our other products.
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622 of 651(96%)customers would recommend this product to a friend.
Customer Reviews for Udderly Smooth Chamois Cream
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MartinCroxall
City: Loughborough
Country:United Kingdom
Age:35-44
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Budget:Value for money
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Road Cyclist
Date:May 1, 2010
Udderly great
Pros: Comfortable, Durable, High Quality
"OK I marked it down on appearance because lets face it, it doesn't look amazing but lets face it, when you consider where you're putting it that hardly matters.
It really does cut down on chaffing and rubbing, I use it for any rides 40 miles or over and so far I've had nno issues with it at all.
One word of caution, it can be VERY cold when applied to the skin!"
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Review 2 for Udderly Smooth Chamois Cream
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AgentOrange
City: Engalnd
Age:35-44
Interest:Triathlete
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
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Triathlete
Date:September 18, 2009
Udderly marvelous!
Pros: Comfortable, Great Value, High Quality
"What can you say about a cream that you put between your legs? Erm...!
Well, all joking aside, this cream is an absolute god send. If your a cyclist that spends a lot of time in the saddle, or someone who suffers from chaffing, then this product is certainly for you.
I fall into the first category, but I have to admit, I do, from time to time suffer "downstairs".
That feeling is not very nice, and can take the edge off of a productive training ride, or loose me seconds on the day.
I first tried the Assos version and found that to be very very good, although slightly more expensive for a smaller amount. The Udderly version is cheaper and has more per volume. The consistency is thinner then the Assos version, but this does not detract from a fine product.
The only difference that I can say between the two is the smell, Assos being minty due to the menthol ingredients, and thicker. The Udderly being thinner in consistency and having no menthol ingredients.
With regard to application, I simply place a slightly generous amount between my legs, and then smear some on the chamois of my training shorts/bibs.
I find the double helping makes sure that all areas are covered and my rides go without any problems.
I have to admit that it's a product that I cannot do without, and have at least two pots kicking about the house.
The wife explains to me that it's very similar to E45 cream, but to be honest, I have no idea.
Only one other thing to mention, and that is if you are considering a sportive ride, or a longer then normal special ride, invest in the Udderly and you'll thank me for it.
A fine product at a very keen price..."
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Review 3 for Udderly Smooth Chamois Cream
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1345BC
City: Burton on Trent
Country:United Kingdom
Age:35-44
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Road Cyclist
Date:May 22, 2012
Great value
Pros: Great Value, Comfortable
"No need to spend a huge amount Chamois cream. Udderly Smooth is an excellent product and example. Used it a few times on long rides. Does exactly what it says on the tub."
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Stusared
City: Nottingham
Country:United Kingdom
Age:35-44
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Road Cyclist
Date:May 21, 2012
Smooth operator
Pros: Great Value, Comfortable, High Quality
"I bought this as I had a Charity ride doing around 110 miles over two days and thought I owed it to my nether regions. Well it worked, very little soreness gene after a day in the saddle it also worth applying a little post shower. Marvellous stuff!"
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StrangelyBrown
Date:May 19, 2012
Top butt protection
Pros: Great Value, High Quality
Cons: Limited Color Choices
"Good cream and good value.
Isn't as 'oily' as others I have used so initially thought it wouldn't last as well but it does the job. Have had no problems using it so far, and don't really notice it, which has to be good.
And it's a fair bit cheaper than most.
If only it came in more colours."
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Terebro
City: Australia
Country:Australia
Age:25-34
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Road Cyclist
Date:May 18, 2012
Pros: Great Value, Comfortable, High Quality
"Superb cream, cheap and does the job! Not sure how much to use but because it's so cheap and the tub is a good size... I use plenty :)"
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ronster
City: Haverfordwest
Country:United Kingdom
Age:35-44
Interest:Ironman
Level:Occasional
Gender:Male
Ironman
Date:May 13, 2012
quality purchase
"since i've been using this chamois cream i haven't had any problems"
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BostonB
Country:France
Age:45-54
Interest:Triathlete
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Triathlete
Date:May 11, 2012
Does the job
Pros: Great Value, Comfortable, High Quality
"Prevents chafing effectively, not greasy, not too expensive compared to comparable products"
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Review 9 for Udderly Smooth Chamois Cream
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SW18
City: Kettering
Country:United Kingdom
Age:35-44
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Budget:Quality first
Road Cyclist
Date:May 1, 2012
Bum cream
Pros: Great Value
"I was running low on Chamois Cream and needed to pruchase some more.
Having always used Assos I saw no reason to use anything else. However having watched a number of televised charity challenges the individuals were always encouraged to use the Udderly Smooth. Reviews were good so I thought I'd give it a bash.
Different from the Assos, not quiete as think and certainly no cold tingle but it does do the job.
No necessary for an hour or so in the saddle but if your getting serious you need some of this to make regular riding as comfortable an experience as possible.
By the way, big tub, good value and smells ok."
Having always used Assos I saw no reason to use anything else. However having watched a number of televised charity challenges the individuals were always encouraged to use the Udderly Smooth. Reviews were good so I thought I'd give it a bash.
Different from the Assos, not quiete as think and certainly no cold tingle but it does do the job.
No necessary for an hour or so in the saddle but if your getting serious you need some of this to make regular riding as comfortable an experience as possible.
By the way, big tub, good value and smells ok."
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bikecumbria
City: Carlisle
Country:United Kingdom
Age:35-44
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Road Cyclist
Date:April 28, 2012
Not as good as Assos
"I bought this as the Assos chamois cream was out of stock. This smells fine but the performance is no where near what the Assos is like. I will be going back to my favourite when I have used this up."
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mjb24
Date:April 26, 2012
"Would recommend this product, good quality product and value for money."
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AngusBB
City: Aberdeen
Age:35-44
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Advanced
Gender:Male
Budget:Quality first
Road Cyclist
Date:April 21, 2012
Not bad but...
"I bought this thinking I'd give it a try, given that it's almost half the price of the Assos cream. How hard can it be to make chamois butter?
It certainly isn't a bad product and probably the sort of thing that comes down to personal choice. Worth trying out and if it works for you, bingo!
...however, I'll be going back to Assos chamois cream which for me keeps my chamois more comfortable for longer..."
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mehow
Country:United Kingdom
Age:55-64
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Female
Budget:Pro Performance
Road Cyclist
Date:April 21, 2012
Pros: Great Value, Comfortable, High Quality, smells nice
"This chamois cream seems to do the job. I've not used one before - only vaselene - but it has stopped any sore spots. Not tried it on any cycles over 30 miles yet though."
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brumbygirl
Country:Australia
Age:35-44
Interest:Commuter
Level:Regular
Gender:Female
Budget:Value for money
Commuter
Date:April 20, 2012
Smooth and adding comfort
Pros: Great Value, Comfortable, High Quality
"After cycling for two years without creams I am amazed that I have not started using some earlier. There is a definite difference between with or without cream. Much smoother ride, no discomfort and less pressure, so it seems. Highly recommend this one and the scent is lovely. I love the fact that it nourishes my hands at the same time, could be used on the whole body on touring trips away. A one-fits-many-purposes cream!"
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pauleves
Date:April 19, 2012
does what it says on`t tin
Pros: Great Value, High Quality
"bought this to see if price has any effect when it comes to quality ,having used it a lot last couple of weeks i can honestly say i will be using this rather than a more expensive type,why pay more just for a name when this does exactly the same at a better price"
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PeterF
City: Macclesfield
Country:United Kingdom
Age:35-44
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Road Cyclist
Date:April 16, 2012
Chamois Cream
Pros: Durable, Great Value, Comfortable, High Quality
"Good formulation. Absorbed into skin, leaving smooth. Seems to work as intended. Have also used on dry elbows and it moisturises them really well."
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bluemoon72
Date:April 14, 2012
udderly smooth chamois cream
Pros: Great Value
"you lucky cows this is probably the best cream ive ever used.You cant go wrong in purchasing this cream very good value for money and exceptional service going hand in hand definately purchasing more udderly brilliant [see what i did there]."
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City: Nottingham
Country:United Kingdom
Age:45-54
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Regular
Gender:Male
Budget:Value for money
Road Cyclist
Date:April 9, 2012
chamoise cream
Pros: Comfortable
Cons: Expensive
"Does the job okcan be expensive depending on how much you put on per ride."
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milly123
Country:United Kingdom
Age:25-34
Interest:Road Cyclist
Level:Advanced
Gender:Male
Road Cyclist
Date:April 3, 2012
Great
Pros: Great Value, Comfortable, High Quality
"A framer friend reckons he actually uses this stuff but from bigger containers to put on his cows udders. I guess it could be true.
I only use for 100 mile rides - but it works well.
Sudacream is another good one."
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Ronchema
Date:March 24, 2012
Great Value and it works!
Pros: Great Value
"Very good value and I have had no soreness since I started using it - even after long rides."
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